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Lauren. 24. She/her. Queer.

Lover of most things fictional, especially period dramas and anything queer. Probably complaining about my hair or my eyebrows.

Can usually be found listening to music or getting overwhelmed by fictional characters. Lover of poetry who wishes she wrote better. 🌈

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*Miranda Priestly voice*

Lesbian storyline ends in death? Groundbreaking.

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Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.

Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"

Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"

Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes.

The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.

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